2013年4月27日星期六

趣味英語:如此幽默搞笑的話

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。

自從我聽說“人還是死於天然原因者居多”之後,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。

園藝定律:區分益草和害草的辦法是,拔出來試試——如果很容易拔掉,就証明它是益草。

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

如果放在傢裏的東西找不回來,最容易的辦法就是去買個新的回來。

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

不慎的時候只要一根火柴就足以引發森林大火,而想點燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴,真納悶。

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

膠水為啥就不會粘在膠水瓶裏面啊,葡萄牙語翻譯

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